Euthanasia Via Islam Insulting

It is a well known issue for certain group of people to get a permission get themselves killed. There are a lot of obstacles for euthanasia. And sometimes it is easier to die because of exhaustion after a loss of the process for the death permission.

But recent Islamic madness suddenly provides a "life hack" to get yourself "euthanised" quick (but dirty). All you need are internet access, the Koran  and some fire. Smart ones already got the idea, here is explanation for the rest.

The basic idea is old as the religions existence: if you don't pray %god's name% - you must die the most violent way. Nowdays it is [so called] Allah's turn to punish faithless. So if you are in need of euthanasia and don't want to wait for the legal permission to die, and for some reasons unable to kill yourself - just burn any book (any that you can grab - but statistically chances are it actually will be the Koran or the Bible), spread the word that you have burned the Koran (post video on YouTube, Vimeo, post pictures in every social network you can register and send all the multimedia with "I hate you letter" to the local Muslim community, etc.). Make Islamic world aware that you don't belong to it. Ah, and don't forget to provide your address! Alternatively (if you are paralysed) you may just mention that you don't like Muhammed too much instead of burning books. This will do too. 

Now you can relax and make the last thing you wanted to - your days are numbered! As a bonus if you'll get extremely lucky, they will even place a bounty on your head! Just try not to laugh too loud at their faces when they will come to kill you - it's a sin bad manner to laugh at alternatively gifted.